Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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