No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
There's even glitter on my cock...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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