put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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