Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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