I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So much rum. So many feels.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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