i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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