If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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