you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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