his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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