What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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