He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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