i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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