I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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