do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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