Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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