he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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