he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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