Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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