In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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