drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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