My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
