He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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