ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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