i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
