My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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