Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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