Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm going to jail i love you
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have aggressive nipples.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
false alarm, still single
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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