get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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