that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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