I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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