The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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