I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
