I skipped work to stalk him.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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