last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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