You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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