My nipple is on Facebook.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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