So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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