awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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