Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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