How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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