just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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