Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You peed on a flamingo?!?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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