All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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