I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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