Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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