Joe is yelling at the trees again.
and she was petting her beer can
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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