do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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