id be glad to
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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