He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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