Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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