The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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