do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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