we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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