Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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