butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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