We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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