Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs