Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We have started to decorate penises.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.